On Saturday afternoon, Chris Evans posted a screen recording video of something--I didn’t pay too much attention to it and when he clicked out of the video, it went to his photo album where a dick pic appeared. Personally, I’m anti dick pics, especially from men I’m dating/or pursuing but from Chris Evans...I approve of it. Like, give us ALL OF THEM! 

I don’t know what we did to deserve this gift but I am forever grateful that Chris Evans is a certified himbo and could have easily just uploaded the video to Instagram instead of screen recording. Thank you, sweet baby Jesus! And I knew he would come with a full package that wouldn’t disappoint. I just knew! 

Then it also showed that he creates his own memes or saves memes of himself. He wants to guard (potentially Lily James’s *eye rolls*) p*ssy and even though it’s a weird meme for him I also approve this. I WILL SIMP FOR CHRIS EVANS, I DO NOT CARE.

I will now publicly announce I will no longer disrespect men from Boston. They have all my respects now!! New England Clam Chowder is a meal!

Are you here for Chris Evans now?