I thought after his whirlwind of a romance with Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson would go back to “who?” but here we are, several high profile relationships later and the question constantly asked every week, “is he still on Saturday Night Live?”
Yesterday, PAPER magazine revealed its new cover for its series “Break the Internet” and it’s Mr. Davidson. It definitely got people talking as he appeared nude... but as a barbie.
Personally, I’m offended. This is the epitome of what’s considered hot in Staten Island and we’re exploiting it. But what do I know, just last week PEOPLE magazine gave Sexiest Man Alive to John Legend and I can’t spot a single thing that’s sexy about him but there’s someone out there who finds him sexy (it might only be Chrissy Teigen).
In the issue, he shares some insight on who exactly is the person with the Big Dick Energy. Like, how much he used to swoon over Leonardo DiCaprio, but also, who didn’t love Leonardo during his youth. “Well, I used to jerk off to Leonardo DiCaprio...Uhh, like his acting.” Same, Pete.
“Yeah. I used to have a HUGE crush on Leonardo DiCaprio. I had this huge poster of him from The Beach in my room,” he went on to say. “And there used to be, like ‘Leo love books’...Do you remember? Like, right when Titanic came out [when I was] in like third or fourth grade, he was just like, ‘teen milk.’ There were love books and I had all of them.” Pete Davidson was a true Leo stan and I find that adorable.
Davidson even shared what’s his love language is. "My love language, when I’m in a relationship, is I treat the person I’m with like a princess. I try and go as above and beyond as possible because that’s what you’re supposed to do," he shares. "If you’re in a relationship with someone, you’re just supposed to make that person feel as special as possible. But sometimes when you put so much on someone, it overwhelms them, and then they don't know if they could come close to that. Or if they can keep up with it. So, it’s very off-putting to some... It’s something I had to learn in a past relationship, which sucked to learn through that person, but it makes you better." It sounds like he’s more of an Acts of Service and Words of Affirmation.
So what’s the verdict? Are you totally utterly stupid in love with Pete Davidson or are you turned off?
