It has been a minute! And what better way to return to this blog than to discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's annual goop Gift Guides. If there's one thing Gwyneth will do, is every year compile a list of items that are entirely not meant for the common man or woman; that's why I love her. In a sea of celebrities who are trying to be relatable and "down to earth," Gwyneth never even attempts to come down to the peasants' level. You have to respect her for that! However, there is a section for items under $100 but I don't wanna feel poor while looking through the goop site.
We have entered the sex era of goop. Lately, Gwyneth is Dr. Ruth and sharing all things to heighten women's orgasms (if it's not through her candles.) Many high-priced vibrators! No seriously, there are so many expensive ass vibrators on the list that it's to the point I thought I stumbled into some Eyes Wide Shut situation. No shame!
My favorite part of visiting the goop site and scrolling through its holiday guides is it helps me pear into how rich white women shop and that's all I aspire to be. I window shop and think, "I can't wait until I'm able to spend my husband's money on this overpriced shit." I'm claiming it! In fact, let me purchase the Moon Intention Book and manifest it. And when I do it, y'all better mind your business.
Here are my favorite finds in what Gwyneth believes you should buy a loved one.
