We Need to Talk About Khloe Kardashian

 Photo courtesy of Tristan Thompson's Instagram 

Photo courtesy of Tristan Thompson's Instagram 

Why can’t the Kardashians/Jenners do anything without there being a complete mess?

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Remember Kylie started dating Tyga when she was underage, and Tyga was technically still with Blac Chyna?

Then Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian were so toxic with their ridiculous relationship that I needed therapy for dealing with their mess.

Now poor Khloe Kardashian is unlucky in love again.     

Last night word spread that Tristan Thompson spotted at a club “lip-locking” with another female that was NOT Khloe. Khloe is currently in Cleveland, OH waiting for the bundle of joy to arrive, that will probably be named Snow or Hurricane.

Let’s back up and discuss their beautiful love story. The two meet at Kevin Hart’s house for a gathering where Tristan attended with his then-pregnant girlfriend. A few weeks later, the baby mama was out of the picture, and Khloe was spotted hanging out with the Canadian Cavaliers player at significant nightclubs and taking mini vacations together.

Khloe became open about their relationship and how the two wanted to start a family together in 2017 that she “never been in this type of love” before and hoped he’d pop the question. By the end of the year, she announced she was pregnant, and she knew God put Tristan in her life for a reason because you know, love and stuff.

I’m not going to lie; TT is drop-dead handsome. I would risk my moral for all of that, so I can’t even hate. But that’s how Jamaican men trap you.

 That is one good looking man right there

That is one good looking man right there

Khloe did an entire episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians in Cleveland and how much she loved being in there because no one cared about her. But the truth is, we know the Kardashians are a curse to any basketball team so we’re very wary of Khloe and what could happen to the 2016 Championship team.

 photo courtesy of The Shade Room

photo courtesy of The Shade Room

Then last night shit hit the fan. I’m hanging out with one of my boy toys, trying to give him attention but all I wanted to do was…Keep up with the Kardashians. By the time we finished our bottle of wine, there were multiple pics of Tristan cheating, videos, a “sex tape”…. God works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder.

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Despite my dislike for the Kardashians, I am sad for Khloe. I want her to pick better men and to find true love. I hope baby Aqua brings her the true happiness she desperately needs in her life.

I’m more of a Kourtney because she’s aloof and monotone like me, but Khloe was always the fun and likable Kardashian. She went through so much after dealing with Lamar Odom and his drug issues, and when she announced she finally found the one with Tristan (deep down I knew it wouldn’t work), I was happy for her. With all the money and fame, we all want one thing, to find our person.

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That being said...do you guys think the Cavs will make it to the playoffs? The Kardashians will put a hex Tristan and the team. 

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